my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
oh man wow
tumblr users who won’t acknowledge anyone outside their immediate circle of friends
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
Gryffindor is just the default house.
You’re a Slytherin? Ew, I bet you’re an evil bitch too.
Ravenclaw? Ugh, NERD!
Hufflepuffs are useless and good for nothing.
If you ever sent me a nice anon message I hope all your dreams come true and may your harvest be bountiful
Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
Let’s not forget
John HHEDOESNTEVENHAVEANUMBERBECAUSEHEREVEALEDHISTRUENAMEANDLIKEALLTHEDOCTORSHATEHIMANDIWANTTOKNOWHYTHEYHATEHIMSOMUCHOKIHAVETOWAITUNTILNOVEMBERWHYSCREWTHISNOISEurt.
Just my favorite Westboro Baptist Church protest signs.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.

Jason Isaacs: I remember my very first day, I improvised a line. I had my first day, probably my first shot, I had to kind of flounce out of a room when Dumbledore, played by the late, great Richard Harris, put me in my place, and there was no line written, no exit line. And I’d been humiliated, and my plan had come to nothing. And I said to Chris Columbus, “Don’t you think there should be a line?” And he said, “Well, say something. Say whatever you like.” So we did another take, and I hadn’t told anyone what I was going to do. And as I turned to leave, I looked at Daniel, and I said, “Let us hope Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.” And then Daniel, who was all of 12, stepped right up to me, looked me right in the eye, and said “Don’t worry. I will be.” A chill went down my spine. And as he did it, I thought, “Christ, this kid is good.”
This is the part in the Harry Potter issue of Entertainment Weekly, when Jason tells this story, that I started to cry.
One of the most iconic lines in the whole of the series was improvised. By a 12-year-old boy.
Holy Shit. This is why I love Daniel and think he’s the most brilliant actor of our time.
we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “fuck”
what if we said “fuck” instead of “fudge”
like “oh man i could go for some hot fuck on my sundae”
sounds about right
cornelius fuck